Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Which elf is the best singer?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What do you call a happy Lassie?