What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?