How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Where do cows go on vacation?