What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Pears!
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
How do bunnies stay fit?
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What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
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