Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What kind of water does an angel like?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?