Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why was the dog overweight?

Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?