What shape has a knighthood?
Cir-cle.
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Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
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What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
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What do cats use to beat eggs?
This candy bar is a real home run.
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