What shape has a knighthood?
Cir-cle.
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why do trees try new things so often?
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