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What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What snacks always have the best tan?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What do rich squirrels eat?