How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

How do billboards talk?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?