What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Legal briefs.
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
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