Why are skunks always so depressed?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why are fish such good architects?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?