What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why do trees hate going to school?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What time does everyone love to drink?

How do horses navigate at night?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?