What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What are baby potatoes called?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?