What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
A pound.
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Why are stones so good at music?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
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What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
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How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
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