What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you call two birds in love?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why are goats so funny?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

How is cat food sold?