Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Why are books always so angry?