What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?