What sports are both plant-based?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What tea do footballers drink?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

When should you start writing a book?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?