What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

How do billboards talk?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why don't ants get sick?