What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What game does a rabbit always win?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?