Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What do cats use to beat eggs?