Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

How do fleas travel?