What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Do dads always snore?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?