What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

If you need help building an ark..

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

How do hurricanes see?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?