Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
On their bunnymoon.
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's the laziest vegetable?
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