Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
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