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What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What math figure is also in the band?

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Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

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