Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?