What do you call a greedy elf?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What goes zzub, zzub?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?