What do cows say when you milk them?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?