Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

How did the tree get lost?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What tea do footballers drink?