What do elves learn in school?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What farm animal is best at karate?