What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why are cars magic?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?