What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What is blue and not heavy?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why do rhinos charge?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?