What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why are books always so angry?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?