Why did the bunnies go on strike?
They wanted better celery.
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
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