What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Which tree can't stop crying?