Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
He was bone-tired!
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why do all the planets get along?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
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