Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
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What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Where do books sleep?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
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