Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
I'm not a bad putter.
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do goats and moms have in common?
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