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How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why did the fish blush?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?