What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Who invented fractions?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

How do bears keep cool?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?