Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?