What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do math teachers eat?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Where do cows go for lunch?