What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?