Why do legumes gossip so much?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What do fish do at parades?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?