When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What do math teachers eat?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?