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Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why did the coach go to the bank?