Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?