Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do cows like to dance to?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
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