Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

How do amoebas make calls?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

When do astronauts eat?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?