Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What country has the most fish?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?